
🎵 He's a siren
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🎵 He now knows he's a siren but he doesn't really know what to do with it so there's that.
🎵 Aged out of the foster care system because every family who wanted him ultimately thought he was just a little ... off
🎵 That's fine, he's got a lot of friends he can rely on
🎵 Created his onlyfans just a couple days after turning 18. He'd been doing closet cosplays for a couple of years at that point and what better income source is there than horny nerds?
🎵 He doesn't do nudes, but he is certainly an expert at the illusion of nudity
🎵 Works hard on his body which is frankly necessary considering his terrible diet
🎵 Kinda has a thing with some rich kid but they're both fucking stupid so
comes in two AU flavors: 1) DND Barbarian 2) Lead singer for the band Blue Hour (still a siren)